Britney Spears Needs to Get High ‘N Chill Out

04/10/2009

Normally as the SFCritic I stay away from childish celebrity gossip–HA! Not today. Recently, Britney left a Vancouver performance prematurely because members of the crowd were smoking pot. Clearly, Spears was jealous that her shit didn’t smell as good.

Since losing her child, money, reputation, dignity, and all around positive celebrity status to her backup dancer/rap failure K-Fed–Spears has been in need of a big fat joint. Her tumultuous career has culminated in an amazing song “If You Seek Amy” (Sounds kind of like, “F. U. C. K. Me”–strange huh?).

Unfortunately Spears probably doesn’t smoke pot, and instead plans hit jobs on K Fed.